Got a toothbrush?
In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
masturbating while the coffee brews is the new power nap
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
I just had sex on a roof
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
Why the fuck is there raw bacon in my bra. I don't even have a stove.
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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