season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
so i finally decided to ask her out. she started mumbling, then she puked on me. i think i'll try again when she's sober
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
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