S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
i came out of my blackout when my grandma called last night. it kinda sobered me up and i realized who i had been making out with. should i call and thank her for the defensive cockblock?
Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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