come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
Randomize
