We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
anyone who says 'i love you' and then followed by 'im going to call the cops if you touch me' doesnt really mean the first part fyi
I literally have been drunk for three days entirely by myself, the world cup may kill me
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
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