He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
He went all Bachlorette on me.. "I just want to guard and protect your heart" bullshit
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
I need to stop drinking and eating and start working out. I look like the lovechild of John Goodman and Jabba the Hutt.
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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