Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
My hand turned me down
....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
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