Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
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