i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
Perhaps if I didn't mortify my parents last night with my drunken obnoxious behavior which resulted in the casualty of an entire decorative bathroom shelf which I completely ripped off the wall and left for dead, I would be more than willing to go day drinking.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
I just found a samari sword in the couch. I'm about to take like 5 shots and pretend to be captain jack sparrow
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
