Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
Sitting at a red light. Windows are down. I'm blasting Gaga's "Disco Stick" and doing an interpretive dance to it because I think I'm hilarious. Look to the left and see two Phi Delts that I know with their windows down. They are horrified. I am probably going to lose their Facebook friendships.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
He was so wasted he lit his sink on fire with shit he found in his room....it was smokeless. Chemistry majors drunk = the coolest shit ever.
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
Randomize
