I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
Bad news: I had to be at work at 7:15. Good news: no one had used the bathroom yet so I got to defile a freshly cleaned stall
So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
...yea
She's valid.
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
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