scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
I have so many hands. So. Many. Hands. I can feel arms that I don't have yet. They tickle. I can see the blood in my eyes. I think something is happening. The hands!!! I'm ticking myself with hands I don't have yet! I can't stop giggling about my notyet hands!
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
its liver damage thursday
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