A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
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