she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
you would pick up someone in the library
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
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