ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
Reason #82 that I need to get laid: my pubes are getting split ends.
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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