He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
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