dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
My cell phone fell out of my shirt pocket while tying my shoe on an escalator....which was followed by me being accused of trying to sneak an upskirt photo and being violently shoved down the top of the escalator. How's YOUR day?
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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