8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
You don't know the meaning of what the fuck until you wake up naked and alone in someone's bed staring at a dead squirrel on their dresser.
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
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