Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
