don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
That reminds me...we need to get swords
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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