dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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