Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
Last night I was introduced as the Picasso of getting fucked up so I obviously had to live up to it by chugging long islands
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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