its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
I dont have enough money in my bank account to buy a pregnancy test. this wouldnt be the first time ive had to steal one either...
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
How did you get him out of the shower last time?
Order Taco Bell and leave a trail of burritos leading to his bed.
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
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