I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
I just pulled a feather out of my vagina.
I am not joking.
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
I just had a horrible epiphany. I have fucked girls younger than Star Tours
This text was so worth waking up to
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
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