At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
I am a murderer. I ran over so many baby frogs. I wanted to stop and pick some up to take home, but all I have is a wine bottle. I'd hate to explain that to a cop.
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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