Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
He lasted less than 30 sec. in bed and then sent me a friend request on LinkedIn. Wtf.
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