drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
I just realized I haven't looked at our horoscopes lately. If mine says anything about tweakers, I'm burning my phone.
Oh shit oh shit oh shit.
BURN THE PHONE.
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
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