But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
It's really funny to see the look on the sales lady's face when she asks why you're replacing a painting. "I knocked it off the wall during sex w/ my heels," wasn't what she expected.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
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