we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
How do I recover from singing "your body is a wonderland" on his voicemail?
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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