Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
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