It's like a parade of train wrecks.
If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
we were in your room and your mom was singing twinkle twinkle little star in the hallway. so you decided to scream "twinkle? TWINKLE! What Fucking little star?!"
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
This girl told me she was a virgin the other day. I felt like I was talking to a unicorn.
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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