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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
Spent 30 minutes in the board meeting trying to figure out where the foul smell was coming from. Thought it was the guy's feet sitting next to me. Then i uncrossed my legs. Turns out it was my vagina. Thank goodness for travel size febreeeze.
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
Can't talk, ducks in the car
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
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