Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
it glows. i had to have it.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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