Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
I just used my 2 drink stirrers as chopsticks to get a lime out of my drink. I really am Asian.
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
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