Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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