I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
Mr. Last Night just informed me I told him to be very quiet when he left this morning and high-fived him as a goodnight kiss. Drunk me is slutty and manly.
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
Found a Safeway Deli Sandwich in the shower this morning... Perhaps the 9th beer was unnecessary.
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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