I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
I think I deserve the nobel peace prize for discovering that one should smoke before drinking instead of drinking before smoking.
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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