why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
You know you're old when tea and a hot bath are more appealing than beer pong with lesbians.
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
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