I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major.
I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
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