Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
We lost you in the mall, but to no surprise we found you waiting in line to sit on santas lap. You said you wanted to ask him for a pound of weed and a subway giftcard for xmas.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
Here's a tip: do NOT chant "MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS." during sex because the Packers won against the Giants.
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