This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
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