oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
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