SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
He started to lose his balance halfway through his "commencement speech" at the top of the staircase. The rest is bloody, profanity-laiden history.
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
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