I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
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