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you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...

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he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.

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(518): View more from New York

she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.

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(415): View more from California

I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground

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(239): View more from Florida

Missed another period

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I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.

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(218): View more from Minnesota

Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.

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(504): View more from Louisiana

Highlight of the week: I had sex with a B movie star wearing an eye patch.

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(240): View more from Maryland

When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th

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133 to go

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(212): View more from New York

Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg

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