her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
Randomize
