is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
Ask me how many people I've slept with. Because its changed since I last saw you.
I saw you 20 MINUTES AGO. You need to stop this.
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
He cooked me dinner. I showed my appreciation by showing up shithoused and breaking a bottle of steak sauce on his floor.
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
Hey don't blame me, picking what flavor of condom to put on my dick is a very difficult selection process
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
Randomize
