He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
Are you texting me while pooping again?
I'm also playing fetch with the dog
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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