I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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