Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
Just toasted a glass of brandy with my own reflection to my dimples. Why are you not here?
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
You left me on the phone while you grabbed a plastic bag and started puking. I recorded it. Its my new ringtone for you
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
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