Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
Tell me why I woke up spooning a hamburger like it was a teddy bear.
For the record, just because I'm a mess doesn't mean I don't know what I'm talking about when I give you advice. I'm way better at other people's lives.
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
I made out with a guy dressed as the pdx airport carpet.
Portlandia didn't prepare you for that?
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
dude. I can hear the air.
Randomize
