Is it normal to miss your booty call?
I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
My day in three words: secret purse cake
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
how do you casually eat pancakes with someone after they send you an unsolicited dick pic?
you don't. it's the point of no return for pancake enjoyment.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
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