This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
how do i say, "my ex is going to be at this party so don't look like shit" without sounding like a bitch?
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
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