? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
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So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
hey my socially awkward cousin is our designated driver for summer, we just have to put up with her wierd shit.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
I'm in that weird half-dead, half fucked-simultaneously-in-every-orifice-by-a-bus-and-it-wasn't-a-good-time state.
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
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