So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
Dude, she's so old there's a chalk outline where her reproductive organs used to be.
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
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