Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
Nothing says Merry Christmas like gifting a bottle of rum and finishing it yourself then leaning over at the dinner table to puke it back up.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
Well I accidentally flashed a 76 year old woman, i'm in a house full of republicans and Im almost drunk enough to give the gay rights speech so i'd say this wedding reception is going great
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
I just set my mike's hard down and didn't want it to spill, so I held my finger up and told it to shoosh. I'm drunk.
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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